Honestly, trying to convince clients to come in for a retouch when their roots are still hiding out? It’s like the color companies are messing with my schedule on purpose. Here’s the deal: these new salon hair color formulas? They just last. I mean, tone stays fresh, roots don’t scream for attention, and I’m over […]

Ever tried to stop your hair from basically colonizing your bathroom drain? Same. I swear, last time I asked for a “split end trim,” the stylist hacked off way more than I wanted and then upsold me some “bonding treatment” I never asked for. But here’s the thing—hair repair oils (like K18 Molecular Repair Hair […]

Dumped half a bottle of “volumizing” shampoo in my hand this morning—still looked like I’d licked a light socket. No bounce, no magic. Why does my hair hate me? Or, wait, is it the shampoo? Maybe both. Here’s the thing: these thickening shampoo labels are like a weird anxiety machine for anyone with pancake hair, […]

Okay, so, my dryer’s cooling off and—wait, does anyone else’s hair ever look remotely like it did when you left the salon? I mean, stylists all chant the same thing: “section, round brush, tension”—sure, but nobody actually says, “Oh, by the way, if you mess up root direction for even a second, say goodbye to […]

Running late again. My hair just… refuses to cooperate—and now it’s thinning, so every morning is like a weird game show where I try to guess which shampoo won’t make it worse. Supposedly, hair loss stuff actually works now without all those scary chemicals or downtime that sounds like a punishment. That’s… new? My neighbor, […]

Sitting here, poking at my roots, and honestly—does anyone else feel like their expensive salon color just evaporates after a keratin treatment? Because mine did. Like, I swear it was this deep, rich tone, and then, poof, muted. It’s not just me, right? I mean, nobody at the salon warned me, but apparently keratin roughs […]